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How to deal with all the Viagra spam?

by admin on Sep.02, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

And now to something completely different: Viagra spam. I use gmail, and almost all of it finds its way to my junk folder, which I never open. But, somehow, I also get those annoying (and illegal) emails, offering me to enlarge my penis, get the blue pill cheap and fast, or enlarge my boobs. I call them all ‘Viagra spam’ and it seems like the same guy has been writing them.

A few weeks ago I started to receive more Viagra spam than the usual. I probably signed up to a newsletter i never needed in the first place, and my email was sold or stolen, and was being used by the spamers. I tried to add the recipient to the spam folder, to block the address, etc – nothing helped.

The solution I was offered by some friend of mine, was to use filters on my email box, and to add the word ‘Viage’, ‘Penis’, etc to the words that will automatically send the mail to the junk. Unfortunately,  I often get mails regarding this blog – which name is The Viagra Chronicles, and so this option was not going to do it for me.

I then opened  a new gmail account, which I gave only to my friends an family. I don’t use this account to sign to newsletters etc. – and the old account I use to read my newsletters, messages about my blog, and also some Viagra spam.

Now, it ain’t so bad after all.

Hope this helped,

Ella

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Watch out, ED pills!

by admin on Jun.13, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

Jay Leno, and I don’t watch him regularly, but he had a joke about Viagra and Cialis in connection to memory loss. That’s no news, that a possible side effect (although a rare one) is amnesia. I remember two years ago, when Louis started to use the Viagra pill and we were both worried about side effects, we kept reading the small prints and gather any piece of information we could get about that little blue pill.

Back then we went to the doctor to get a prescription, so we kept asking the doctor for anything. and whatever he said made us worry. So many possible side effects this little pill had, and some of them sounded really bad. We even thought one evening to forget about it all, to keep our lives as we knew them. But really, how could we give up sex? How could we give up our relationship? We had no option, and full of fears my husband started to use the famous blue pill, and made me a Viagra wife.

After a week we were relieved – no side effects, and good healthy sex. After two years, we are no longer afraid of impotence pills. Even birth control pills have side effects. Even Paracetamol has side effects. They must mention those risks, otherwise they will get sued. It’s business, that’s all.

I’m feeling the urge to tell you all this now because last night, when I was watching that Jay Leno show with his Viagra joke,  my sister was next to me and started to say it is very scary. And then I’ve realized people might actually be fearing the pill without having the right perspective. They might give up sex, and their relationships, and their self esteem, simply because they never tried it. And that would be just too bad.

Love,

Ella.

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No Viagra today!

by admin on May.13, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

I know many men (and women, actually) are looking for some alternatives to Viagra. I know it because Louis and me are seeking for some decent way to keep it up without the pill. Not for every day, Louis is impotent and we come to peace with this fact. But sometimes, just sometimes, we want to be able to just have sex without the pill.

Lots of things we’ve tried, most of them helped in a way but never got us (or better, Louis) to the point where we could simply forget about that little blue wonder pill. Sport, yoga, meditating, even breathing deep and slow during sex – this helps. I must admit slow sex is much better and feels more erotic than those quick table shags. Those are fine too, of course, but you know what i mean. When your man can breath, he performs better. Breathing controls blood flow, and blood flow controls the body organs.

So anyways, that’s not everything I had to say. We went on a vacation, Louis, me, and another couple of good friends. We rented two jeeps and went up the mountains, above the clouds. Well it wasn’t too high, but the air was thinner. And of course, Louis (and me, of course, he says this was my responsibility!) – we forgot the Viagra pack back home.

It was only a long weekend in a remote vacation village. They had yoga and meditation classes, they had a swimming pool (small but great), they had spa and body treatments. Louis said the only thing they didn’t have was good food, but I disagree. it was vegeterian, true, but it was indeed tasty. But Louis is the big chef so I kept my mouth shut. Sometimes your man needs to feel important, like he knows better. That’s fine with me. I don’t let it confuse me. I’m a true lady by now :)

My libido was there alright, vacation does me good I guess. Louis was slightly nervous at the beginning, yoga and breathing are not his natural grounds. But he kept his mind open, his lungs as well, and after I told him this might be the alternative to the pills left home, he was very motivated.

At night, it proved right. We had a fantastic (although pretty short) sex without the need of the pill. There is life after Viagra, and although once we came back we returned to our old habbits (a pill a day) – we were both very pleased being able to get it on without it.

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How dangerous is impotence?

by admin on Mar.18, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

Louis has been using Viagra for almost two years now, and we’re doing fine. Sexually we get    along and the Viagra made sure things are functioning good.

So what is my problem?

Well I read this article the other day, it said something about the connection between impotence and heart attacks.  My friends think I’m hysterical, but I live in fear, a fear of losing my husband. Is impotence just a symptom of a much worse illness? Is there anything we can do about it?

And perhaps – just perhaps – using Viagra actually putting my husband in greater risk? (this is based on the Chinese medicine theory, that if you stop the symptoms the illness will find another, fiercer, way out). I looked online for hours but couldn’t find anything on the subject. There are many older articles, or simply too many words with no answer.

I told Louis what I read. I didn’t want to put him in any pressure but he was glad to talk about it. I think he thought of it before, maybe read something too. He said he wants to quit his job (restaurant chef) and that it is way too stressing for him now to work in a restaurant’s kitchen. I was very happy he told me that, I think his work has  a big influence on his moods, his lifestyle and our intimate lives. Yes, maybe too much stress is the reason for his impotence.

Another thing I told him I want him to try was various Viagra alternatives. Sport, food, foreplay. Whatever it takes. Louis will leave the restaurant once they find a new chef to replace him. I can’t wait!

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Try a different pill

by admin on Feb.02, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

Louis started to use the daily Cialis now. It’s all that spontaneity that he misses when using Viagra. We were considering that daily Cialis for some time now, one thing we didn’t like was the idea of taking a daily pill. But it is a very small dose (2.5mg) and it seems to work so far. Louis has an erection whenever he wants, or whenever I want, or whatever. It was important for us also because of our baby girl, we couldn’t really decide anymore when will we have sex. Things aren’t so sure once you have kids, and by taking the pill daily we made sure it didn’t matter much.

This coming weekend we are going to Egypt for a vacation: I’m so excited, I’ve never been to Egypt before. All this desert, exotic food, people…Our daughter stays with my parents, so we could also have sex whenever we want. Sounds good, right? I told Louis maybe we buy the normal Cialis pack for that weekend, because it lasts up to 36 hours. But I’m not sure if it makes much sense now that he already uses the daily pill. We’ll see.

Love,

Ella

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Viagra and spontaneity

by admin on Jan.30, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

First off, some updates regarding my affair…it’s over. I can’t lie to my husband, I don’t want to become the people I hate most, and I have no intention of living double life. It’s exhausting, above all.

So I’m back with Louis now, and I say ‘back’ coz it really feels like I’ve been away for some time now. We hardly had sex, he didn’t even try coz I was so distanced, and went out quite a lot. i actually realized that once I saw his pack of Viagra pills, still not empty after almost a month (he buys the big boxes, those with 40 pills inside, you get good discounts on them).

I came to Louis and told him ‘why don’t you come early tonight, we can be together’. Louis was happy, he even said: ‘oh, she’s back..’. I felt embarrassed then. I thought of Adam and became to horny to control myself. But I waited for him. I waited for my husband. until then, I had some hours to kill, I took a long bath and told myself this is how it should be. I’m married and happy. Before I took that bath I put our kid at my parents – told them Louis bought tickets for a movie. They were happy enough to see her, so that was fine.

Louis came and I was pretty aggressive, pushing him to the bed and taking both of our cloths off. He told me he didn’t take it yet and I said ‘lets try without it’. He didn’t want to! he said that we haven’t had sex for a week now and he wants to do it the right way.

Can you believe it? He wouldn’t even try. I think he gave up his own body, now totally relying on the pill to do the work for him (half of the work, that is, coz you must be horny for Viagra to work – but that part is on me!).

Anyways, I’m so upset now I hate Viagra, I hate Louis, and I hate myself for killing my affair too early. I’m horny, dammit.

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Other men use Viagra as well (a funny story)

by admin on Jan.13, 2010, under My Viagra Experience

I haven’t been blogging for sometime now, I guess I got a bit bored of that. My life as the Viagra Wife has continued as usual. Meaning: he takes a pill (he’s still experimenting with different pills and brands), we have sex. I think that got me a bit bored too. I was never really into pills, even when I suffer from headaches it’s very rare that I pop an Advil into my throat.

So last weekend I was working really hard at the restaurant (sick waitress, a bartender with a massive hangover – hell). I hardly saw home, not to mention my family. No, no sex either. Anyways, some friends of mine came to the restaurant one evening to cheer me up, they had dinner and drank not too little (2 champagne bottles) and took me to the back yard for a puff. There were 5 of them: 2 guys and a girl, and another 2 guys which I never saw before. Now one of them, Adam, was quite a guy. I mean, he was beautiful. I don’t usually cheat on my husband but I do enjoy flirting. And Adam, he was very flirty.

Until I finished my shift there were only 3 left at the table: Adam and 2 more guys that I know and love, but at the moment I wanted them to talk less and let me focus on my babe-of-the-night. Did I mention how gorgeous he was? Cute smile, chocolate skin, blue eyes. Really a fairy-tale prince.

We all went to this one guys’ flat to get something to smoke, and while there somebody switched on the tv and that was it. We stayed there. Adam started to talk to me how does it feel to be so young and already with a family – I usually hate it when people talk to my like this, like there is one way to live and I’m living a weird kind of life just because it’s not like theirs – but remember, this guy was stunning. I started to talk about Louis, about being loyal (I kept hoping for him to kiss me, so I spoke like we are having an open relationship, kind of). Before I knew it I started to tell him that age does have its price, and the little blue pill came into the picture.

Adam is young, he’s 24 years old, looks even younger. I was very shocked when he told me he was using Viagra. I didn’t want to go into details, maybe he had a problem, maybe this sweet guy is really impotent. Many films ran in my head now: him sad in bed with a lovely girl, him talking to his doctor about it, him being depressed and can’t get girls because of his problem. Really a whole Hallmark of pictures. But then Adam told me his story…

He said he was gay, and that he goes to those saunas and darkrooms and mostly it ends in an orgy. He takes Viagra just to make what he has (and he said he has a lot..) last longer, so he could really enjoy himself for hours.

I never knew there was such a scene of young gays popping Viagra and having orgies! I felt so old, miles away from this kind of hedonistic way of life. Adam kissed me and told me I look happy and satisfied. We stayed there on the couch watching TV, touching each other’s bodies. His skin was less soft than I’ve imagined.

He gave me his number, said I could join him and his friends if I wanted, ‘maybe bring Louis as well’. I laughed. I imagined Louis and Adam give each other a Viagra on the tongue.

Maybe it’s not such a bad idea after all.

Love,

Ella

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The Viagra Book of Rules

by admin on Dec.22, 2009, under My Viagra Experience

You thought that taking Viagra is fun and games? You were right :)

But there are rules, and those rules must be followed, because after all Viagra, as any other ED pill (Levitra, Cialis etc) – is a medicament. You need to store it correctly, take it correctly, be well sensitive to your body and to any side effect that may appear. You must not mix it with any other ED pill, nor take more than once a day. In case you use other medication, you should check first the table of Viagra contradications.

Please do not mix alcohol with Viagra or with any other ED pill! You may have a glass of wine but don’t get too drunk and happy, or it may end up like my story of the weekend…I won’t tell you the really bad details, but alcohol affects the body – and that includes the mind – pretty hard if you mix it with Viagra. Louis took the pill and within two hours drank almost a bottle of wine. Boy, was he DUMB for the rest of the night!! I could forget about sex, the guy was barely awake.

So, use ED pills, they are great, but use them wisely!!

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Does the sex with Viagra different than the sex without it?

by admin on Dec.04, 2009, under My Viagra Experience

Stupid question, eh? Well of course it’s different. When my husband can’t keep himself hard long enough to satisfy me or to enjoy the sex himself it is not a very cool situation. Besides, once he experienced bad sex with a weak erection, he has the fear of experiencing it again. This is why me and my husband started with Viagra in the first place. I guess this is why most men with an ED problem (or couples) start using ED medications. But here I want to stop an separate the points of view: my husband’s and mine.

He, of course, feels more secure now. In the beginning he felt bad and old, and maybe not a man enough, but he got over it (especially after reading how many people are actually using the pill, and that’s only the official number). The effect then on our sex was amazing: not only Louis was sure of himself again, and we started to have sex more often like before, but also using Viagra actually made him more horny and refreshed about sex. Kind of like the effect of watching a good juicy porn I guess. It’s becoming a habit, and you know that once you take the pill you have great sex, so now every time he takes it he feels like he’s about to have great sex..and he does.

Well, almost. Things can go wrong with Viagra too. Not anything too drastic (Louis doesn’t use any other medications besides the blue pill), but sex is still not mechanical, there are still us people involved. I mean here mostly me. It’s like, there are times he takes the pill without checking with me first what’s on my mind. Maybe I prefer a quiet night? Maybe I feel like having sex a bit later over the day (you’re not supposed to take Viagra or any other ED pill more than once a day). I mean, the other night Louis just came to me, all horny and hot, just to find out I got my period that day (he’s too strict about those things, we don’t have sex when I bleed). Now he suffered and was disappointed, and I felt bad for the whole situation. But I hope this made it completely clear to him to ask me before he takes it. I was mad with him the morning after, I don’t want to feel guilty just because he’s being selfish!

And there’s the spontaneity factor. You take Viagra 30 minutes before sex, Cialis and Levitra 1 hour before. i think this is why we stick to Viagra, because one hour before for almost daily sex is almost impossible. Louis takes it on an empty stomach and it starts working after half an hour. We are still considering the daily Cialis, but until I check more details about it –  it seems a bit extreme to use a daily pill for an ED problem.

Anyways, good news: Louis’ restaurant received a very good critic recently, and more people are coming in. Louis feels very good now, but he has less time for me. Or for sex. And he’s more tired when he gets back home. But I guess those are the good troubles…

Love,

Ella

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Am I sharing my husband with the little blue pill?

by admin on Dec.01, 2009, under My Viagra Experience

After the really bad weekend I was having, this week actually started quite good. Louis got a new pack of Viagra pills (the online pharmacy was too slow for him – it takes them a few days to deliver) so we were both relaxed. At work I had a chat with Eddie, and I told him I feel like I share Louis with the pill. Like Viagra was his second wife, or maybe even the first! Eddie found it amusing, but didn’t let me feel dumb. He said it is only the beginning, we will find the correct way to use the pill. Not only what Pfizer says, but also how it feels right for us to use Viagra.

I love talking to Eddie, he made the right point: we should learn how to use it the way we feel is good for us, for our marriage life, for our sex life. I know that when Eddie takes the pill when he’s alone in the bathroom it makes me feel lonely. I prefer he takes it with an open door. Am i jealous in the relationship he has with the little blue pill? Or am I trying to control it? Am I scared of Louis get obsessed or addicted to Viagra? I guess I can answer Yes to all those questions, but I’m also aware of that and THAT makes the whole difference.

Louis told me his doctor also mentioned a daily ED pill. It’s not Viagra, Louis wasn’t sure what it was, but I’ll check this out. The doctor said that perhaps it was better in the case of daily sex, so we don’t have to plan when we are having sex. On the other hand, it means Louis will be taken a pill a day. I plan to investigate further about this daily Viagra ED pill, and I’ll update here later.

Love,

Ella

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